okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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