Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
