I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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