Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
is wine microwaveable?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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