Buhtt sex?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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