If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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