As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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