I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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