Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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