Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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