he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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