he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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