They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I forget how to act sober
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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