He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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