it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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