they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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