9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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