Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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