this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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