I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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