ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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