Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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