I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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