Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All I want is dick and wine.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
