All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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