The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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