Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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