I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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