How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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