Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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