found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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