Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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