Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
