its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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