But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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