Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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