So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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