One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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