Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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