Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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