Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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