I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My ATM looks so different sober.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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