Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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