I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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