I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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