isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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