we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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