just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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