hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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