Got a toothbrush?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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