Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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