the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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